The Results

If you participated in the blog survey, you may be interested in seeing some of the results. This gave me great insight into the demographic of my audience, and I will utilize this information moving forward:

66% are Watching Conan. (This may be a chicken or the egg type thing)
53% agree with my platform. Thanks guys.
16% are related to me. This is a little disappointing fam.
13% are Communists. Or, what I like to call, investigators.
53% requested more personal pictures while 40% encouraged me to never change. I'm torn.

Coming soon... a post about Candace Cameron.
And for the record, you will never see a post about c-section, conceive, or celibacy as requested.

At what point

At what point are we considered a socialist nation? Would you say when over 50% of a person's income goes to the government?
Check out Table 1:
http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/24863.html

This is just criminal.

God Bless America

L.A. Gears Micheal Jackson Edition:

Cost: $2.00 at a thrift store in Moab

Use: At least 2 years of good times

Micheal Jackson dies, fans come out of the deepest cracks of the darkest places, Libby reminds me of the shoes I have in the back of my closet collecting dust, 2 minutes on Ebay, and 5 minutes of shining them up.

SOLD: $59.00

I love this country

Best Father Ever

In light of Father's day, and the fact that my dad just received this via email:

RESERVATION:

CONF. # : TONIGHTSHOW101552 NAME : Robert Helm DATE/TIME : Jul. 28, 2009; 05:00 PM ARRIVAL TIME :(no later than) 03:30 PM EMAIL : HELMCOMM@SBCGLOBAL.NET # OF TICKETS : 4

Dear ROBERT HELM:
CONGRATULATIONS! In response to your ticket request to attend a live taping of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, we are pleased to confirm the above reservation.

Dearest Father,
I will forever be in your debt for the way you have taught me to live and love life. Thank you for being the best example of someone with gratitude, depth, love, and humor. I love spending time with you, and sharing in any new experience by your side.
Happy Father's Day!

I love you,
Candice